APPETIZERS:
STONEY CASE-ADILLA: Flour tortillas, three cheese, onions, peppers, and your choice of steak or chicken. Served with sour cream and salsa.
LOFA-JITA TATUPU: As sizzlin' as a hit by its namesake. Spicy peppers, onions, tomatoes, lettuce, and choice of steak or chicken, all wrapped up in a flour tortilla, served with salsa and sour cream.
TA-KOs SIMPSON: Our hard shell flour tortillas, ground beef, chicken or steak, topped with onions, peppers of all colors, and shredded Mexican cheese.
HENRY MOZZAR-ELLARD STIX: What's better than a highlight reel of great Henry Ellard catches? Pretty much nothing except fried cheese.
FIRST AND TENDERS: Golden chicken tenders, served with your choice of honey mustard or barbecue sauce.
BUFFALO NGUYENS: Deep fried chicken wings, bathed in your choice of mild, medium, lukewarm, barbecue, garlic, lemon pepper, hot, spicy, inferno, lava, or Hell sauce.
PAUP-CORN SHRIMP: Shrimp, dipped in our delicious batter for your pleasure!
CHAD NACHOS-CINCO: Nachos piled high with 85 different toppings including monterey jack cheese, tomatoes, peppers, onions, cheddar cheese, nacho cheese, ground beef, taco sauce, pizza, and much,much more!
SPINACH AND CORYATT-ICHOKE DIP: Our delicious dip served in a bread bowl and breadsticks for dipping.
SOUPS:
ZORN CHOWDER: Chunky delicious corn chowder in a bowl or a cup.
CHANNING CLAM CROWDER: Chunks of clams, potatoes, and other things from the sea, served in your choice of bowl or cup.
CHI-LEE EVANS: Beef, peppers, beans, topped with shredded cheese, served smoking hot!
CHARLES MANN-ISTRONE: The manliest minestrone ever served! EVER!
SANDWICHES, ETC.:
All sandwiches and such are served with choice of John "french" Friesz or potato chips, and a pickle.
RUE-BEN COATES: A big ol' pile of corned beef topped with saurkraut and swiss cheese and Russian dressing, served on our toasted Dre' Rye bread.
STEVE MONTECHRISTIE: This is a sandwich the won't sail wide of the goalposts! Toasted ham and cheese, then dipped in sweet French batter.
BLTee MARTIN: Bacon, lettuce and tomato with mayonnaise, on your choice of Danny White or Tyrone Wheat-ley toast.
RODNEY PEETE-A POCKET: Chicken, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, stuffed into a pita pocket.
PHILLY CHEESE ST-AKERS: Unlike the actual kicker, this is a big hero! We kid, we kid. White sub roll, stuffed with greasy shaved steak, peppers and onions and topped with your choice of cheese spread or provolone.
PASTAS:
PASTA PRIMA-VERBA: As burly, boisterous and filling as the former o-lineman, this is sure to block your hunger for sure.
AMP RAVIO-LEE: Traditional raviolis filled with ricotta and beef.
CHICKEN:
CHICKEN MAR-SALEAMUA: White chicken filets, mixed with a Todd Heap-ing helping of mushrooms, braised in Marsala wine sauce.
CHICKEN CATCH-A-TORY HOLT: This one is certainly a catch! Braised chicken, tossed with mushrooms, tomatoes, onions, herbs and bell peppers.
STEVE OVEN ROASTED CHICKEN BREASTON: Nice, oven roasted chicken breast, just like mom used to make.
MARION BARBERCUE CHICKEN: As rough and tumble as the Cowboy running back! Succulent chicken breasts, smothered in our sweet and sassy barbercue sauce.
JON JURKOVIC CHICKEN: As spicy and hot as the former lineman, this is sure to please, just make sure you have plenty of water available.
THE JOEY PORTERHOUSE: One of the biggest and baddest cuts out there.Thick and juicy, just like the out spoken linebacker.
KNUTE YORK STRIP STEAK: The good old-fashioned strip of steak, cooked to your liking.
KEITH RIBYARS: An incredibly tender cut of meat, that doesn't look like much, but sure gets the job done!
STEVE "T-" BONO: The coup de gras! If you want steak, this is the way to go.
DESSERTS:
TROY CHOCOLATE CAKE-MAN: A tall triple layered piece of rich, rich chocolate cake.
WARREN SAPP-LE CRISP: Warm baked apple goodness, topped with vanilla ice cream, and wipped topping.
Oh and since you're probably wondering, I'm picking the Steelers 27-17. Don't worry I'm rooting for the Cards, but I figure I've picked against them throughout the playoffs, and they keep winning, so this seems to be the best way. Here we go Cardinals, here we go!
