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Wait. Whaddya mean I'm the Head Coach?




Huh? DeAngelo Hall? Really? Well that's just great. What, Deion Sanders wasn't available?


Does art imitate life or does life imitate art? That is a thinker. Man I wish we still had that Harvard kid Fitzpatrick. Maybe he could figure it out.




Matt Millen: Joey, you mean the world to me. But they say if you love someone you have to let them go. If its true love, you'll come back to me.

Joey Harrington: Um, Mr.Millen, I really gotta get loosened up for the game.

Matt Millen: I know ya do beautiful. I know ya do. Bring it in for the real thing.


Keep those knees high fellas! And on to the big finish!

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Why wouldn't a guy named Tootoo be this graceful?!




Stick to the groin! STICK TO THE GROIN!


Oh, I just love Semin soooooooo much!


Frank Caliendo coaches the Blue Jackets?


Defensman: I'm telling you, you'll never be able to do one in your pads!

Goalie: I. Can. Do. A. Push-UP!


It's behind me, isn't it?


Did I or did I not tell you, if you made fun of his cat, he'd turn your scrotum into a punching bag?

Start on the left foot. That's it? Now, ballpoint, step, change. You're doing it!


HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT MY STICK!


I can't believe you've never heard of a purple nurple! Tee-hee!





Judooooooo JAB!


I was here first!

Good work honky!

Eeeeeeeh! Get it away, get it away!



*all pictures courtesy of Yahoo