Wednesday, June 17, 2009

IN OTHER BREAKING "NEWS".....


So Sammy Sosa tested positive for steroids and in other breaking "news'....
  • Grass is green.
  • The Nationals are terrible.
  • Albert Pujols is a good hitter.
  • Ice Cream is cold.
  • Ladies love Derek Jeter
  • Greg Maddux is a future Hall of Famer.
  • Houston is in Texas.
  • Roses are red and violets are blue.
  • Hot dogs are delicious.
  • Jack Cust strikes out a lot.
  • Rain is wet.
  • The grass is green.
  • The seventh inning stretch takes place in the seventh inning, and.....
  • Steve Gutenburg is one of the greatest actors of our time.