So Sammy Sosa tested positive for steroids and in other breaking "news'....
- Grass is green.
- The Nationals are terrible.
- Albert Pujols is a good hitter.
- Ice Cream is cold.
- Ladies love Derek Jeter
- Greg Maddux is a future Hall of Famer.
- Houston is in Texas.
- Roses are red and violets are blue.
- Hot dogs are delicious.
- Jack Cust strikes out a lot.
- Rain is wet.
- The grass is green.
- The seventh inning stretch takes place in the seventh inning, and.....
- Steve Gutenburg is one of the greatest actors of our time.
