CHALLENGE EXTENDED

Welcome, welcome, welcome! It's that time folks! "The Bitterness is a Fish You Can Catch NCAA Mens Division I-A Basketball Tournament Challenge, sponsored by Diet Mr. Pibb (unofficially)" is back for the second year in a row! Do you think you have what it takes to out pick me?! Well now's the time to prove it! We welcome any and all comers! It's absolutely free! But what do I win, you may be asking yourself? Besides the pride that goes with having beaten the mastermind behind the wonder that is "Bitterness" you could also win a no expense paid trip to Newark, the murder capital of the northeast, a lifetime supply of several products no longer produced, such as OK Soda, some expired coupons, a mention here in "Bitterness", which is read regularly by almost ten people and the coop-do-grass a personally signed photo of me! A total prize package worth negative $18,379.81! So, in the words of Public Enemy, "bring the noise!"

Here's how you sign up:
Step 1) Go to yahoo.com
Step 2) Sign up or sign in for your free yahoo account
Step 3) Go to Tournament Pick 'em
Step 4) Go to"Join Private Group"
Step 5) Watch Carl Weathers in "Action Jackson"
Step 6) Make a sandwich, preferably pastrami
Step 6) Enter the number, 130792 in the space for the Group ID#
Step 7) Enter arcineaux as the password
Step 8) Name your brackets
Step 9) Make your picks
Step 10) Sit back and enjoy!

Steps 5 and 6 optional.