10 THINGS YANKEES FANS LEARNED ON OPENING DAY

1. CC needs that extra deep dish pizza before each start. Don't try and control him Yankees, his diet is time tested.
2. Mark Texiera cannot walk on water. In fact he may not even be able to float in water.
3. Nor can he turn aforementioned water into wine.
4. Despite what you may think, CC does not like cold weather.
5. The camera does not add 120 pounds, CC is, in fact, that big.
6. CC cannot sing REM's, "It's the End of the World as we Know It" perfectly, during karaoke.
7. CC will not dominate every time out.
   
8. The Orioles hitters aren't that bad.
   
9. Signing Texiera, Sabathia and Burnett did not fix the bullpen.
10. The Orioles magic number is 161.