Now of course as usual this will feature only current NFL Players, so it will not include Keith "Rab"Byars, Stan "Gelt"baugh, Herman"orah" Moore, Alex Van Gelt, Al "Drei"Del Greco, or Lyle Alzado. So on with the show!QB- SHAUN HILL-"EL", SF
RB- MENO-RASHAD MENDENHALL, PIT
WR- "KISLEV"-ERNEUS COLES, NYJ
WR- TROY-VAY WILLIAMSON, JAX
WR- ANTWAAN DREIDEL-EL, WAS
TE- TALIS CLARK, IND
YOU CAN BET ALL YOUR GELT ON THIS OFFENSIVE LINE:
OL- GELT-ON BROWN, ARI
OL- ROBERT GELT-ON, OAK
OL- NICK "LATKE", STL
OL- MATT "FESTIVAL OF" LIGHT, NE
OL- JON JANSEN"AGOGUE", WAS
DL- OSI U-MENORAH, NYG
DL- AARON KAMPMAN-ORAH,GB
DL- "MENO"- RAHEEM BROCK, IND
DL- DRE "DEL" MOORE, TB
LB- CATO JEW-N, TB
LB- JON MACA-BEASON, CAR
LB- "LAT"KEYARON FOX, PIT
CB- JASON "STAR OF" DAVID, NO
CB- DRE'-"DEL" BLY, DEN
S- KO "SHER" SIMPSON, BUF
S- HANIK"AH" MILLIGAN, STL
P- BRIAN MOORMAN"ORAH", BUF
K- "STAR OF" DAVID AKERS, PHI
As for your punter, is he a Mormon or is he a Jew?
ReplyDeletePick a side, we're at war!
You also won't see "Goy" Wire running a safety blintz. Nor Dave "Putz," Brian "Schnoz"worth, Browning "Bagel," Dick "Bupkis," "Bris" Carter, Brody "Mohel" Croyel, or Howie "Schlong."
ReplyDeleteAnd though his name says it all, they won't be coached by Dick "Verklemmt."
And how can you put up shirtless Guttenberg and not even put up a picture of "Knight Rider" star David Mazel Tov?
Oh Billy, David Mazel Tov...really??? C'mon babe, you're better than that.
ReplyDelete