"NOTHING SAYS BASEBALL, LIKE FAT MEN DANCING"

• This is the dance team you get when no one comes to your games.
• Worst. Village People cover band. Ever.
• What would you do for a free Craig Counsell jersey?
• Faaaaaaat guuuuuuuuy, in a little coat, er, jersey. Faaaaat guuuuuyyy in a little jersey!
  
• Bocephus and friends?
• Reason #127 to get the MLB Extra Innings Package!
  
• Well, those not invited to Dolphins camp, had to find something to pay the bills!
  
• Al Newman has really let himself go!

These are the Man-atees! The plus-size, all-male, Marlins cheerleading squad! Guess, I'm a little late to the game on this one, as it was all the buzz last winter, when they held tryouts, but I got my first sighting last night and, well, to say it was surreal, would, well, not even do it justice!



Don't worry the Man-atees will make regular appearances here at "Bitterness", but do they have what it takes to beat out the Rally Van Damme?