80S BASEBALL DOES IT AGAIN!

Whenever I've had a bad day, or just plainfeeling down, I turn to 80s baseball!! While these are no Rusty Kuntz, I'm sure they had their fair share of playground ribbing! I do regret to inform that my resources did not allow me to find an 80s picture of Kirt Manwaring? Foiled again!
For those not fluent in the language of love, LaCock is French for "the penis".

Is that of the Savannah Asselstines?
If that's not a gay porn name, I don't know what is?! Why is he smiling like that? Wait a tick, where are his hands???