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Well May is sweeps month, so we here at Bitterness are looking to win the ratings war. You see Bitterness has Sitemeter, which I recommend for any young up and coming blogger. It allows you to not only count your "hits" but also allows you to see where they are coming from. By location, referral, entry page, etc. Now some I can figure out, but others are from strangers who searched for something on the internet and somehow landed here. For instance people have been directed here by searching for "Glen Davis homo", "Danny Cooksey", and "Shelden Williams Big Head Ken Griffey" just to name a few. So in somewhat of a sociological experiment. I have created a medley featuring some key words and phrases that I think are "hot" search items and will see just how many more hits I get. So awaaaaaay we go:

AMERICAN IDOL, season final
TAYLOR HICKS a croonin, the ladies all a swoonin
SOUL PATROL, SOUL PATROL, SOUL PATROL
KATHARINE MCPHEE, ohhooooooooh so sultry
SIMON COWELL, British scowl
PAULA ABDUL, drunk as a fool
RANDY JACKSON
We've got a hooooooooooooot one!
Hot as the HEAT under the PHEONIX SUN
Or from grinding PISTONS
MAV-ER-ICKS! MAV-ER-ICKS! MAAAVVVVVV-ER-IIIICCCCCCKS
Playoffs, playoffs, playoffs!
HURRICANES headed to BUFFALO downgraded to a tropical storm
Must be GLOBAL WARMING, just asssssssk GORE
SOUL PATROL!
OILERS watch for icebergs or we may see a slick MIGHTY DUCK
As EXXON sleeps with PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
GAS PRICES soar, our PHONE LINES are tapped
But GEORGE W. LIAR is focused on WETBACKS
ILLEGAL IMMIIIIIIIIIGRANTS!
BONDS ties RUTH, ESPN was there
Cameras in his underwear
I don't care?
BONDS ON BONDS, PUJOLS, BONDS ON BONDS, PUJOLS
SOUL PATROL
Season finales fill the air
Cliffhangers leave us in despair
We bid adieu to WILL AND GRACE
THAT 70S SHOW can't save face
Will Gilligan and the others reeeemaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnn LOST?
SOUL PATROL!
MI:3, DAVINCI CODE, both in theaters now, with X-MEN on it's way
MEMORIAL DAY!
NUDE, NUDE, NUDE CELEBRITIES
SEACREST OUT
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL PATROL!