THE UGLY FOUR

Well the Final Four is set! And here's a look at the ugliest and or scariest looking guys from each squad:

Now the Hoyas are, in fact a pretty handsome team, and the best we could do was this guy:


Sead Dizdarevic, hardly plays, but as the whitest guys on the team, he becomes, by default the ugliest. Now, while Sead may not be handsome, you could still see how he could be garner an "adorable" from the femininas.



Next up is good ol' Greg Oden:

Oden has the beleaguered face of a fifty-year-old. He looks like an enchanted tree from Narnia or the Lord of the Rings or something.

Onto the other side of the bracket we have UCLA and the wretched looking Lorenzo Mata:

Mata is like some sort of scary science experiment where they crossed John Tuturro with a wet rat and he was the product. But he is not even, in our minds anyways, the ugliest player particpating in this year's Final Four.

That honor, we feel, belongs to none other than Joakim Noah:

Noah makes me want jam sharpened #2 pencils into my eye sockets. It's rumored that some of the female persuasion find him attractive. To them I say, "Wha-wha-wha-wha-whaaaaatttttt?! Are you kidding me?!" Well I guess there's no accounting for good taste?