GRAMMY TIME....

With the Grammys on their way we thought it was the ideal time for the "Bitterness" Grammies. That's right we it's time to honor Grandmothers, Grannys, Grammies, Nanas, etc. And the nominees are:

BEST TV SHOW FEATURING A GRAMMY or GRAMMIES:
Mama's Family.......Golden Girls








And the GRAMMIE goes to.............Golden Girls!

BEST RAP, HIP-HOP OR R&B ARTIST-SOLO OR GROUP:
Destiny's Grandmother....Gramdmother Flash....MC Gramma....Geriatric5....Salt 'N' Pepa Hair

And the GRAMMIE goes to....................Grandmother Flash!

BEST PORTRAYAL OF A GRAMMIE IN A MOVIE:
Jessica Tandy- Batteries not Included..Maureen Stapleton -Cocoon

Martin Lawrence- Big Momma's....Frances Bay-Happy Gilmore



and Ellen Albertini Dow-Wedding Crashers








And the GRAMMIE goes to................Jessica Tandy for Batteries Not Included!

BEST ROCK/ POP BAND:
Jars of Dentures.....Grandma Hazel.....Ben-Gay's Five.....Counting Crows Feet..... and Geezer

And the GRAMMIE goes to........Ben Gay's Five

BEST MALE PORTRAYAL OF GRAMMY :
Tyler Perry as Medea................Martin Lawrence as Big Momma

Larry Johnson as Grandmama









and Mark Paul-Gosselaar as an old lady helping Jesse spy on Slater and his old girlfriend from Germany (we couldn't find that picture, but we found this one from filming from the set of the New Three's Company)







And the GRAMMIE goes to..... Larry Johnson as Grandmama!

BEST PORTRAYAL OF A GRAMMY IN A TV SHOW:
Estelle Getty- Golden Girls........Bea Arthur- Golden Girls
Vicki Lawrence-Mama's Family.....Rosetta LeNore- Family Matters



Helen Martin-227






And the GRAMMIE goes to....Vicki Lawrence for Mama's Family!

BEST MOVIE FEATURING GRAMMIES:
Cocoon.......................................Fried Green Tomatoes
Diaries of a Mad Black Woman.......Big Momma's House

Cocoon the Return....................and Too Many Grandmas



And the GRAMMIE goes to.....Cocoon

And now for the biggest award of the night:

THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD:
Estelle Getty. Known most for her role in the hit television show Golden Girls, Estelle has given us many memorable performances. Who can forget her as Sylvester Stallone's mom in "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot"? I know it will never leave our noggin that's for damn sure. And of course there were many more! Congratulations Estelle on the one of the highest honors that could be possibly be bestowed on any senior citizen...







And that about does it for the 84th addition of the GRAMMIES!