Sunday, February 04, 2007

SUPER BOWL?

MORE LIKE BLOOPER BOWL, AM I RIGHT? NOT ONE OF THE BEST GAMES IN NFL HISTORY THAT'S FOR SURE. HERE ARE SOME THOUGHTS ON THE BIG GAME:

--GOTTA LOVE THE RAIN. FRIGGIN' AWESOME TO HAVE BAD WEATHER IN THE SUPER BOWL NOW ALL WE NEED AS SOME COLD WEATHER, OUTDOOR STADIUMS TO HOST THE GAME AND WE'RE ALL SET!

-- CAN YOU SAY TURNOVER?

-- BUD LIGHT BY FAR HAD THE BEST COMMERCIALS. HOW DO THEY GET ALL THE BEER AD SPOT DURING THE GAME? GOTTA BE A NICE CHUNK OF CHANGE FOR THAT.

-- WHERE'S BRUCE CAMPBELL?!

-- PHIL SIMMS, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

-- WHY DO THEY HAVE TO PLAN THE HALFTIME SHOW SO FAR IN ADVANCE? I SAY WAIT AND GET REPRESENTATIVES FROM EACH COMPETING CITY OR AREA. OH, LIKE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE RATHER SEEN CHICAGO GREAT PETER CETERA SINGING "GLORY OF LOVIE" THAN THAT PRINCE FIASCO?!

-- WHERE'S BRUCE CAMPBELL?!

-- I KNEW A BLACK COACH WOULD WIN THIS ONE. I CAN SAY BLACK AND NOT AFRICAN-AMERICAN, BECAUSE IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH, NOT AFRICAN-AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH.

-- PEYTON MANNING MVP??? HOW ABOUT JOSEPH ADDAI WHO HAD OVER 130 COMBINED YARDS? OR DOMINIC RHODES WHO HAD 21 CARRIES, AVERAGING OVER FIVE YARDS PER CARRY, WITH A TD?

-- THOMAS JONES' NEW NICKNAME IS NOW HEDGES. THAT WAY THE BEARS BACKFIELD CAN HAVE BENSON AND HEDGES.

-- THE BEARS WILL NOT WIN A SUPER BOWL WITH REX GROSSMAN AT QUARTERBACK.

-- YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOUR SUPER BOWL PARTY SUCKED? CAUSE MARK PHELPS WAS AT MINE! BET YOU DIDN'T HAVE CHEESY, BACON BISCUITS, LAMB CHOPS, SCALLOPS AND SOME CRAZY LITTLE MEXICAN THING WITH CORN AND BEANS IN IT!

-- WHERE'S BRUCE CAMPBELL!

1 comment:

  1. Best Simms Quote (when Indy challenged the amount of men on the field): "Lets see if I can count 11 here"

    Also, was it just ECP, or did the post game podium thing look like a space ship? Wouldn't it be sweet if Peyton said "I am glad I won the big game...now it's time to go to the moon, bitches"

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