- What is the record for most pitches in an inning without giving up a run? Cause if Daisuke doesn't hold it, he must be close.
- Why is Mike Timlin even on the Red Sox playoff roster? Was it that sexy 5.66 E.R.A.?
- Can anyone stop the Dolphins "Wildcat"?
- Is Dan Orlovsky even aware of all the rules of football?
- Was anyone even aware that Dan Orlovsky plays football?
- Does Brett Favre crap golden eggs?
- How is it that Tim McCarver seemingly gets stupider by the minute?
- Was Terry Francona channeling Grady Little in ALCS Game 2?
- What's better? Dallas losing to Arizona or the Giants losing to the Browns?
- Or Battlestar Galactica?
- Does anyone else giggle every time So Taguchi is announced?
- Did the NFL really almost lose all its winless teams in the same day?
- Who put the "bop" in the bopshebopshebop?
- Seriously, who is Dan Orlovsky?
- Are we really sure you can't script October?
- Hey, remember a couple weeks ago when the Broncos were "great"?
- Remember six weeks ago when the Patriots were great?
- Is it just me, or is a Bills-Titans playoff rematch totally possible?
- DAN ORLOVSKY?! Anyone?
- Where is Breckin Meyer?
- Who's a bigger blowhard John Madden or Tim McCarver?
- Who is responsible for those ridiculous walkie-talkie cell phones? Cause they need to be talked to!
- Anyone else find it weird that no one has brought up the Summer Catch connection to the NLCS? I mean Freddie Prinze, Jr. was in the Phils organization, while his nemesis was with the Dodgers organization. Coincidence? Can't we script October?
- Is anyone else scared that John McCain could be the leader of the free world?
- Or how 'bout the fact that if he croaks, Sarah Palin would be running the free world?
- Do you think FOX was so glad to have the NLCS, cause there are no songs about Tampa that they could play over and over when the Rays did stuff?
- More annoying Bon Jovi's "I Love This Town" or John Cougar Mellencamp's, "This is our Country."?
- Where's the beef?
- Is Jim Haslett a good coach?
- How long before Art Shell takes over in Oakland?
- Will knowing practically nothing about the NHL actually help my fantasy hockey team?
- Who shot Laura Palmer?
- Is Joe Maddon a Mac or a PC?
- Why do hockey teams leave Canada? I mean baseball teams I can understand, but hockey? Hockey?! Well hopefully they can at least support the Bills.
- If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call?
- Why no more Kitna? WHY?!
- Did Joe Torre drop the ball by starting Derek Lowe on short rest?
- Is the best financial investment right now buying a large fry at McDonald's?
- Who is this Dow Jones fella and what's he doing to our money?
- How is Beverly Hills Chihuahua the number one movie in America?
- Has it already surpassed the box office numbers for Troop Beverly Hills?
- When will the madness end?
- What are the odds of my social security benefits being there when I retire?
Academy Award Corrections: On the Sixes
8 years ago
True Story, I would often place Dan Orlovsky in the starting lineup when using the Detroit Lions when playing Madden against my buddy Matt. Now, before you cry blasphemy about not using Kitna, a previous matchup against Matt involved a 5 interception game from Kitna, not to mention a few horribly underthrown deep balls. **Sidenote** Actually numbers of picks thrown may very as I was all sauced up at the time.
ReplyDeleteTell you what, if anything that Orlovsky can stretch the field, I think he had an arm strength rating in the mid 60's. He better take those pythons to the vet...cause they're SIIIICK!!! I dunno, I just liked scrambling with him and that's something coming from a guy who likes the classic dropback passer as much as you know I do.